The Costco apocalypse buckets also come fully stocked with all of the food groups, with (allegedly) tasty servings of pasta alfredo, macaroni, teriyaki rice, whey milk, tomato basil soup with pasta, and much more. Of course, there are some sweet treats in there, too, like orange drink and vanilla pudding, because there’s got to be some joy in the apocalypse, right?
Billed on the website as giving you “readiness in the face of uncertainty,” the product listing for the bucket gives more realistic scenarios like severe weather, foot shortages, and unexpected job changes, but it doesn’t say that it’s not for the apocalypse.